refactor: ban std.debug.assert (#10168)

* Ban `std.debug.assert`

* Create .clangd

* Update lint.yml

* Update linter.ts

* update

* lint

* Update linter.ts

* Update linter.ts

* update

* Update linter.ts

* update

* Update linter.ts

* more

* Update install.zig

* words

* Remove UB

.github/workflows/bun-linux-build.yml

@@ -310,7 +310,7 @@ jobs:
           mode: upsert
           create_if_not_exists: false
           message: |
-            ✅ test failures on ${{ matrix.tag }} have been resolved.
+            ✅ test failures on ${{ matrix.tag }} have been resolved. Thank you.
 
             <sup>[#${{github.sha}}](https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/commits/${{github.sha}})</sup>
       - id: fail

.github/workflows/bun-mac-aarch64.yml

@@ -472,7 +472,7 @@ jobs:
           mode: upsert
           create_if_not_exists: false
           message: |
-            ✅ test failures on ${{ matrix.tag }} have been resolved.
+            ✅ test failures on ${{ matrix.tag }} have been resolved. Thank you.
 
             <sup>[#${{github.sha}}](https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/commits/${{github.sha}})</sup>
       - id: fail

.github/workflows/bun-mac-x64-baseline.yml

@@ -463,7 +463,7 @@ jobs:
           mode: upsert
           create_if_not_exists: false
           message: |
-            ✅ test failures on ${{ matrix.tag }} have been resolved.
+            ✅ test failures on ${{ matrix.tag }} have been resolved. Thank you.
 
             <sup>[#${{github.sha}}](https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/commits/${{github.sha}})</sup>
       - id: fail

.github/workflows/bun-mac-x64.yml

@@ -458,7 +458,7 @@ jobs:
           mode: upsert
           create_if_not_exists: false
           message: |
-            ✅ test failures on ${{ matrix.tag }} have been resolved.
+            ✅ test failures on ${{ matrix.tag }} have been resolved. Thank you.
 
             <sup>[#${{github.sha}}](https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/commits/${{github.sha}})</sup>
       - id: fail

.github/workflows/bun-windows.yml

@@ -501,7 +501,7 @@ jobs:
           mode: upsert
           create_if_not_exists: false
           message: |
-            ✅🪟 Test regressions on Windows ${{ matrix.arch }}${{ matrix.cpu == 'nehalem' && ' Baseline' || '' }} have been resolved.
+            ✅🪟 Test regressions on Windows ${{ matrix.arch }}${{ matrix.cpu == 'nehalem' && ' Baseline' || '' }} have been resolved. Thank you.
       - id: fail
         name: Fail the build
         if: steps.test.outputs.failing_tests != ''

.github/workflows/lint.yml

@@ -0,0 +1,86 @@
+name: lint
+
+permissions:
+  contents: read
+
+on:
+  workflow_dispatch:
+  pull_request:
+  push:
+    branches:
+      - main
+      - jarred/assert
+    paths:
+      - ".github/workflows/lint.yml"
+      - "src/**/*.zig"
+      - "src/*.zig"
+
+jobs:
+  format:
+    name: lint
+    runs-on: ${{ vars.RUNNER_LINUX_X64 || 'ubuntu-latest' }}
+    if: github.repository_owner == 'oven-sh'
+    permissions: write-all
+    outputs:
+      text_output: ${{ steps.lint.outputs.text_output }}
+      json_output: ${{ steps.lint.outputs.json_output }}
+      count: ${{ steps.lint.outputs.count }}
+    steps:
+      - name: Checkout
+        uses: actions/checkout@v4
+      - name: Setup Bun
+        uses: ./.github/actions/setup-bun
+        with:
+          bun-version: "1.1.3"
+      - name: Install Dependencies
+        run: |
+          bun --cwd=./packages/bun-internal-test install
+      - name: Lint
+        id: lint
+        run: |
+          bun ./packages/bun-internal-test/src/linter.ts || true
+      - uses: sarisia/actions-status-discord@v1
+        if: always() && steps.lint.outputs.text_output != '' && github.event_name == 'pull_request'
+        with:
+          title: ""
+          webhook: ${{ secrets.DISCORD_WEBHOOK }}
+          status: "failure"
+          noprefix: true
+          nocontext: true
+          description: |
+            Pull Request
+            ### ❌ [${{github.event.pull_request.title}}](https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/pull/${{github.event.number}})
+
+            @${{ github.actor }}, there are ${{ steps.lint.outputs.count }} lint errors on ${{ github.ref_name }}
+
+            ${{ steps.lint.outputs.text_output }}
+
+            **[View linter output](https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/actions/runs/${{github.run_id}})**
+      - name: Comment on PR
+        if: steps.lint.outputs.text_output != '' && github.event_name == 'pull_request'
+        uses: thollander/actions-comment-pull-request@v2
+        with:
+          comment_tag: lint-failures
+          message: |
+            ❌ @${{ github.actor }} ${{ steps.lint.outputs.count }} lint errors
+
+            ${{ steps.lint.outputs.text_output }}
+
+            **[View linter output](https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/actions/runs/${{github.run_id}})**
+
+            <sup>[#${{github.sha}}](https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/commits/${{github.sha}})</sup>
+      - name: Uncomment on PR
+        if: steps.lint.outputs.text_output == '' && github.event_name == 'pull_request'
+        uses: thollander/actions-comment-pull-request@v2
+        with:
+          comment_tag: lint-failures
+          mode: upsert
+          create_if_not_exists: false
+          message: |
+            ✅ lint failures have been resolved. Thank you.
+
+            <sup>[#${{github.sha}}](https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/commits/${{github.sha}})</sup>
+      - id: fail
+        name: Fail the build
+        if: steps.lint.outputs.text_output != ''
+        run: exit 1