diff --git a/src/bun.js/bindings/NodeURL.cpp b/src/bun.js/bindings/NodeURL.cpp
index 09af0674a4..7562a4f4b8 100644
--- a/src/bun.js/bindings/NodeURL.cpp
+++ b/src/bun.js/bindings/NodeURL.cpp
@@ -152,16 +152,18 @@ JSC::JSValue createNodeURLBinding(Zig::GlobalObject* globalObject)
     ASSERT(domainToAsciiFunction);
     auto domainToUnicodeFunction = JSC::JSFunction::create(vm, globalObject, 1, "domainToUnicode"_s, jsDomainToUnicode, ImplementationVisibility::Public);
     ASSERT(domainToUnicodeFunction);
-    binding->putByIndexInline(
+    binding->putDirectIndex(
         globalObject,
         (unsigned)0,
         domainToAsciiFunction,
-        false);
-    binding->putByIndexInline(
+        0,
+        JSC::PutDirectIndexMode::PutDirectIndexLikePutDirect);
+    binding->putDirectIndex(
         globalObject,
         (unsigned)1,
         domainToUnicodeFunction,
-        false);
+        0,
+        JSC::PutDirectIndexMode::PutDirectIndexLikePutDirect);
     return binding;
 }
 
diff --git a/src/js/internal/http.ts b/src/js/internal/http.ts
index ecd92d4c4f..b30f259da9 100644
--- a/src/js/internal/http.ts
+++ b/src/js/internal/http.ts
@@ -92,43 +92,55 @@ const kDeferredTimeouts = Symbol("deferredTimeouts");
 
 const kEmptyObject = Object.freeze(Object.create(null));
 
-export const enum ClientRequestEmitState {
-  socket = 1,
-  prefinish = 2,
-  finish = 3,
-  response = 4,
-}
+// These are declared as plain objects instead of `const enum` to prevent the
+// TypeScript enum reverse-mapping pattern (e.g. `Enum[Enum["x"] = 0] = "x"`)
+// from triggering setters on `Object.prototype` during module initialization.
+// See: https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/issues/24336
+export const ClientRequestEmitState = {
+  socket: 1,
+  prefinish: 2,
+  finish: 3,
+  response: 4,
+} as const;
+export type ClientRequestEmitState = (typeof ClientRequestEmitState)[keyof typeof ClientRequestEmitState];
 
-export const enum NodeHTTPResponseAbortEvent {
-  none = 0,
-  abort = 1,
-  timeout = 2,
-}
-export const enum NodeHTTPIncomingRequestType {
-  FetchRequest,
-  FetchResponse,
-  NodeHTTPResponse,
-}
-export const enum NodeHTTPBodyReadState {
-  none,
-  pending = 1 << 1,
-  done = 1 << 2,
-  hasBufferedDataDuringPause = 1 << 3,
-}
+export const NodeHTTPResponseAbortEvent = {
+  none: 0,
+  abort: 1,
+  timeout: 2,
+} as const;
+export type NodeHTTPResponseAbortEvent = (typeof NodeHTTPResponseAbortEvent)[keyof typeof NodeHTTPResponseAbortEvent];
+
+export const NodeHTTPIncomingRequestType = {
+  FetchRequest: 0,
+  FetchResponse: 1,
+  NodeHTTPResponse: 2,
+} as const;
+export type NodeHTTPIncomingRequestType =
+  (typeof NodeHTTPIncomingRequestType)[keyof typeof NodeHTTPIncomingRequestType];
+
+export const NodeHTTPBodyReadState = {
+  none: 0,
+  pending: 1 << 1,
+  done: 1 << 2,
+  hasBufferedDataDuringPause: 1 << 3,
+} as const;
+export type NodeHTTPBodyReadState = (typeof NodeHTTPBodyReadState)[keyof typeof NodeHTTPBodyReadState];
 
 // Must be kept in sync with NodeHTTPResponse.Flags
-export const enum NodeHTTPResponseFlags {
-  socket_closed = 1 << 0,
-  request_has_completed = 1 << 1,
+export const NodeHTTPResponseFlags = {
+  socket_closed: 1 << 0,
+  request_has_completed: 1 << 1,
+  closed_or_completed: (1 << 0) | (1 << 1),
+} as const;
+export type NodeHTTPResponseFlags = (typeof NodeHTTPResponseFlags)[keyof typeof NodeHTTPResponseFlags];
 
-  closed_or_completed = socket_closed | request_has_completed,
-}
-
-export const enum NodeHTTPHeaderState {
-  none,
-  assigned,
-  sent,
-}
+export const NodeHTTPHeaderState = {
+  none: 0,
+  assigned: 1,
+  sent: 2,
+} as const;
+export type NodeHTTPHeaderState = (typeof NodeHTTPHeaderState)[keyof typeof NodeHTTPHeaderState];
 
 function emitErrorNextTickIfErrorListenerNT(self, err, cb) {
   process.nextTick(emitErrorNextTickIfErrorListener, self, err, cb);
diff --git a/test/regression/issue/24336.test.ts b/test/regression/issue/24336.test.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..0efcffcba4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/test/regression/issue/24336.test.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,77 @@
+import { expect, test } from "bun:test";
+import { bunEnv, bunExe } from "harness";
+
+// https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/issues/24336
+// require('http') should not trigger Object.prototype setters during module loading.
+// Node.js produces no output for both CJS and ESM, and Bun should match that behavior.
+test("require('http') does not trigger Object.prototype[0] setter", async () => {
+  await using proc = Bun.spawn({
+    cmd: [
+      bunExe(),
+      "-e",
+      `
+      Object.defineProperty(Object.prototype, '0', {
+        set() { console.log('SETTER_TRIGGERED'); }
+      });
+      require('http');
+    `,
+    ],
+    env: bunEnv,
+    stdout: "pipe",
+    stderr: "pipe",
+  });
+
+  const [stdout, stderr, exitCode] = await Promise.all([proc.stdout.text(), proc.stderr.text(), proc.exited]);
+
+  expect(stdout).toBe("");
+  expect(stderr).toBe("");
+  expect(exitCode).toBe(0);
+});
+
+test("require('url') does not trigger Object.prototype[0] setter", async () => {
+  await using proc = Bun.spawn({
+    cmd: [
+      bunExe(),
+      "-e",
+      `
+      Object.defineProperty(Object.prototype, '0', {
+        set() { console.log('SETTER_TRIGGERED'); }
+      });
+      require('url');
+    `,
+    ],
+    env: bunEnv,
+    stdout: "pipe",
+    stderr: "pipe",
+  });
+
+  const [stdout, stderr, exitCode] = await Promise.all([proc.stdout.text(), proc.stderr.text(), proc.exited]);
+
+  expect(stdout).toBe("");
+  expect(stderr).toBe("");
+  expect(exitCode).toBe(0);
+});
+
+test("require('util') does not trigger Object.prototype[0] setter", async () => {
+  await using proc = Bun.spawn({
+    cmd: [
+      bunExe(),
+      "-e",
+      `
+      Object.defineProperty(Object.prototype, '0', {
+        set() { console.log('SETTER_TRIGGERED'); }
+      });
+      require('util');
+    `,
+    ],
+    env: bunEnv,
+    stdout: "pipe",
+    stderr: "pipe",
+  });
+
+  const [stdout, stderr, exitCode] = await Promise.all([proc.stdout.text(), proc.stderr.text(), proc.exited]);
+
+  expect(stdout).toBe("");
+  expect(stderr).toBe("");
+  expect(exitCode).toBe(0);
+});