diff --git a/src/bun.js/bindings/ZigGlobalObject.cpp b/src/bun.js/bindings/ZigGlobalObject.cpp
index ffc360eaad..52ad8f6c43 100644
--- a/src/bun.js/bindings/ZigGlobalObject.cpp
+++ b/src/bun.js/bindings/ZigGlobalObject.cpp
@@ -918,6 +918,8 @@ void Zig::GlobalObject::resetOnEachMicrotaskTick()
     }
 }
 
+extern "C" size_t Bun__reported_memory_size;
+
 // executionContextId: -1 for main thread
 // executionContextId: maxInt32 for macros
 // executionContextId: >-1 for workers
@@ -953,6 +955,12 @@ extern "C" JSC::JSGlobalObject* Zig__GlobalObject__create(void* console_client,
         if (shouldDisableStopIfNecessaryTimer) {
             vm.heap.disableStopIfNecessaryTimer();
         }
+
+        // This is used to tell us in the crash reporter how much RSS the system has.
+        //
+        // JSC already calls this inside JSC::VM::tryCreate and it's cached
+        // internally, so there's little cost to calling this multiple times.
+        Bun__reported_memory_size = WTF::ramSize();
     }
 
     // Every JS VM's RunLoop should use Bun's RunLoop implementation
diff --git a/src/bun.js/bindings/workaround-missing-symbols.cpp b/src/bun.js/bindings/workaround-missing-symbols.cpp
index 988529cda5..928db9754f 100644
--- a/src/bun.js/bindings/workaround-missing-symbols.cpp
+++ b/src/bun.js/bindings/workaround-missing-symbols.cpp
@@ -242,7 +242,39 @@ extern "C" __attribute__((used)) char __libc_single_threaded = 0;
 #include <cstdio>
 #include "headers.h"
 
-void std::__libcpp_verbose_abort(char const* format, ...)
+// Check if the stdlib declaration already has noexcept by looking at the header
+#ifdef _LIBCPP___VERBOSE_ABORT
+#if __has_include(<__verbose_abort>)
+#include <__verbose_abort>
+#endif
+#endif
+
+#ifdef _LIBCPP_VERBOSE_ABORT_NOEXCEPT
+// Workaround for this error:
+// workaround-missing-symbols.cpp:245:11: error: '__libcpp_verbose_abort' is missing exception specification 'noexcept'
+// 2025-07-10 15:59:47 PDT
+//   245 | void std::__libcpp_verbose_abort(char const* format, ...)
+// 2025-07-10 15:59:47 PDT
+//       |           ^
+// 2025-07-10 15:59:47 PDT
+//       |                                                           noexcept
+// 2025-07-10 15:59:47 PDT
+// /opt/homebrew/Cellar/llvm/20.1.7/bin/../include/c++/v1/__verbose_abort:30:28: note: previous declaration is here
+// 2025-07-10 15:59:47 PDT
+//    30 |     __printf__, 1, 2) void __libcpp_verbose_abort(const char* __format, ...) _LIBCPP_VERBOSE_ABORT_NOEXCEPT;
+// 2025-07-10 15:59:47 PDT
+//       |                            ^
+// 2025-07-10 15:59:47 PDT
+// 1 error generated.
+// 2025-07-10 15:59:47 PDT
+// [515/540] Building CXX
+#define BUN_VERBOSE_ABORT_NOEXCEPT _LIBCPP_VERBOSE_ABORT_NOEXCEPT
+#else
+#define BUN_VERBOSE_ABORT_NOEXCEPT
+#endif
+
+// Provide our implementation
+void std::__libcpp_verbose_abort(char const* format, ...) BUN_VERBOSE_ABORT_NOEXCEPT
 {
     va_list list;
     va_start(list, format);
@@ -253,6 +285,8 @@ void std::__libcpp_verbose_abort(char const* format, ...)
     Bun__panic(buffer, len);
 }
 
+#undef BUN_VERBOSE_ABORT_NOEXCEPT
+
 #endif
 
 #ifndef U_SHOW_CPLUSPLUS_API
diff --git a/src/crash_handler.zig b/src/crash_handler.zig
index 78f7595d2c..a90b93871f 100644
--- a/src/crash_handler.zig
+++ b/src/crash_handler.zig
@@ -907,6 +907,9 @@ pub fn handleSegfaultWindows(info: *windows.EXCEPTION_POINTERS) callconv(windows
 
 extern "c" fn gnu_get_libc_version() ?[*:0]const u8;
 
+// Only populated after JSC::VM::tryCreate
+export var Bun__reported_memory_size: usize = 0;
+
 pub fn printMetadata(writer: anytype) !void {
     if (Output.enable_ansi_colors) {
         try writer.writeAll(Output.prettyFmt("<r><d>", true));
@@ -981,12 +984,19 @@ pub fn printMetadata(writer: anytype) !void {
             user_msecs,
             system_msecs,
         });
-        try writer.print("RSS: {:<3.2} | Peak: {:<3.2} | Commit: {:<3.2} | Faults: {d}\n", .{
+
+        try writer.print("RSS: {:<3.2} | Peak: {:<3.2} | Commit: {:<3.2} | Faults: {d}", .{
             std.fmt.fmtIntSizeDec(current_rss),
             std.fmt.fmtIntSizeDec(peak_rss),
             std.fmt.fmtIntSizeDec(current_commit),
             page_faults,
         });
+
+        if (Bun__reported_memory_size > 0) {
+            try writer.print(" | Machine: {:<3.2}", .{std.fmt.fmtIntSizeDec(Bun__reported_memory_size)});
+        }
+
+        try writer.writeAll("\n");
     }
 
     if (Output.enable_ansi_colors) {