### What does this PR do?
Fixes https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/issues/24385
### How did you verify your code works?
Confirmed that the test added in the first commit fails on mainline
`bun` and is fixed in this PR.
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Co-authored-by: Jarred Sumner <jarred@jarredsumner.com>
### What does this PR do?
**This PR is created because [the previous PR I
opened](https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/pull/21728) had some concerning
issues.** Thanks @Jarred-Sumner for the help.
The goal of this PR is to introduce PUB/SUB functionality to the
built-in Redis client. Based on the fact that the current Redis API does
not appear to have compatibility with `io-redis` or `redis-node`, I've
decided to do away with existing APIs and API compatibility with these
existing libraries.
I have decided to base my implementation on the [`redis-node` pub/sub
API](https://github.com/redis/node-redis/blob/master/docs/pub-sub.md).
#### Random Things That Happened
- [x] Refactored the build scripts so that `valgrind` can be disabled.
- [x] Added a `numeric` namespace in `harness.ts` with useful
mathematical libraries.
- [x] Added a mechanism in `cppbind.ts` to disable static assertions
(specifically to allow `check_slow` even when returning a `JSValue`).
Implemented via `// NOLINT[NEXTLINE]?\(.*\)` macros.
- [x] Fixed inconsistencies in error handling of `JSMap`.
### How did you verify your code works?
I've written a set of unit tests to hopefully catch the major use-cases
of this feature. They all appear to pass.
#### Future Improvements
I would have a lot more confidence in our Redis implementation if we
tested it with a test suite running over a network which emulates a high
network failure rate. There are large amounts of edge cases that are
worthwhile to grab, but I think we can roll that out in a future PR.
### Future Tasks
- [ ] Tests over flaky network
- [ ] Use the custom private members over `_<member>`.
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Co-authored-by: Jarred Sumner <jarred@jarredsumner.com>
